Dear Red States…
posted by admin on October 23rd, 2008The liberal elites will love this one. I hate to dog on all the intelligent and thoughtful people living in those states, but there is no denying the facts:
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
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October 24th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
HA ha ha! Oh, and our leaders will have common sense, not selfish interests.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:07 am
You forgot:
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy Redies believe you are people with higher morals then we Bluies..
October 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
If there were true liberals in the “blue states,” they would recognize the need for acceptance of everyone. That includes those that do not hold the same views as you do. Instead we have pretend liberals that treat politics as if it were a sporting event. We have pretend liberals that practice as much division among the masses as does any racist or bigot. We have pretend liberals that attack rather than embrace. We have pretend liberals that claim their intentions are to help the less fortunate, yet are completely content to ignore poor rural families while thumping their chests about sending 3 dollars a month to Sally Struthers. We have pretend liberals that trumpet their own intelligence without ever looking at another point of view, instead accusing conservatives of being hate mongers for doing the exact same thing. We have pretend liberals that throw out statistics and facts to support their own claims while discounting the statistics and facts that do not support their own particular point of view.
Basically, we have a bunch of pretenders that are more inclined to pat themselves on the back and point out the failures of others than actually trying to embrace the ignorant and help them understand a better way of life. Sounds like hate mongering to me.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:11 am
I live in the blue state of Connecticut, where we just threw out a great congressman- Christopher Shays. Simply because he is a republican, we ignored his bi-partisan spirit and we elected an inexperienced unknown candidate. How foolish.
The ‘Dear Red States’ post says ‘and 99 % of Southern Baptists’ wow- a little ignorant bigotry there?
That post starts out in a humorous way and descends into bigotry and snobbish elitism. Thats liberals for you- think they are smarter and they make such ignorant, judgmental statements.
Ever see a comparison of charity contributions between red states and blue? Red states give far more. Volunteer work? No comparison. Charity contributions of liberal politicians? Embarrassing.
Lastly, income and IQ between republicans and democrats? Better not go there.