Halloween Costumes Too Smart (or Dumb) for Their Own Good
posted by Mark on October 16th, 2009You might need a diploma to figure out what these Halloween costumes are supposed to be. How many can you guess?
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| One-night stand | Chick magnet |
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| Choking the chicken | God’s gift to women |
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| Pupu platter | White trash |
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| Little white lies | Hung like a horse |
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| Holy sh*t | Killer bee |
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| When the sh*t hits the fan | Hall & Oates |
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| Pong | Identity thief (If you have to write what you are on your shirt, it’s not a good costume.) |
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| Boo boo | Elton Jon Benet |
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| Hammered | Sex |
If you can figure out what these are supposed to be, you get an “A” in Costume De-cryptology (because we certainly don’t know what they are):
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October 20th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Great list and all of them very funny at that. My favorites are one night stand and hung like a horse.
Congratulations! Enjoyed this very much
October 20th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I went to a party and my date wore sunglasses and carried a white cane He was a blind date.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:36 am
So nice the pics are!
October 26th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I’m not sure if I should dress up like that along with my kids, but great and creative pictures
- jens -
April 29th, 2010 at 8:17 am
I was at a party once where a guy put on a garbage bag, poked holes in it, and stuffed yellow balloons in the holes.
He was “poop with corn”.
May 8th, 2010 at 7:03 am
I think a lot of people like throwing around the word anthropormorphic.
May 27th, 2010 at 2:00 am
Cute. They stole the show.